Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Party at the Sister's

Ok, so this past weekend was the long awaited party of the sister and brother-in-law. (OMG-seriously sweet smelling man) Outside of a spontanious Miller 5 reunion, http://www.planetdan.net/pics/miller5/,It was a great time! We had the opportunity to spend a littel October time out in the 87 degree weather. I , however, got a little too close to nature when a bee flew up my skirt and stung me in the ...um...badonka donk. To remedy the pain, I am handed a bowl of bee paste which I immediately reach up my skirt to apply. (We are talking major pain in the rear folks, no time for privacy.) The man coming in from outside quickly decided he would tour the house another time. The next pleasure was the small ice bag I was given to "sit upon". This was also thrust up my skirt with no qualms over who was watching and sat on. On my first move to stand up, the ice bag breaks and I am left standing with the melted ice water running down my leg. At least my brother's roommate offered to wet herself too so I wouldn't be alone. Gracious and gorgoues that roommate, and no, I didn't take her up on the offer!

Monday, October 8, 2007

bitch

Just so you know, I took the test people and this is the result!
I am 32% Asshole/Bitch.
Part Time Asshole/Bitch.
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.